Happy St. Patty's Day

Hope you all have a fun and safe holiday. Don't drink and drive. And make sure you buckle up, because accidents happen! Case in point... The other day, Joey bought four mini crotch rockets. Today he is in bed with a broken collarbone. Really sucks, too, because the poker player insurance plan isn't what it used to be. And now I don't have anybody to go see V for Vendetta with.

My plans for tonight are just to stay in and grind out a thousand or two hands online. Probably check out the new Dr. Who series on SciFi tonight. And hold my breath to see if my weekend movie bets come through. I put a $50 over on V for Vendetta doing better than $32m this weekend, and $100 under on She's the Man not clearing $9m. It's true... I've got leaks. But it could be worse, right? I could be sportsbetting.

When I was a kid, I went to a St. Pat's party. I remember we played this little game where we got into teams of three and tried to come up with as many words as we could using the letters in "St. Patrick's Day". After we played that fun little gem, we all had green macaroni and cheese. I remember it so vividly, because a few hours after eating that green goo I got about as sick as I've ever gotten in my life... and for years I really believed that I was severely allergic to green food coloring. True story. Good times.

So yeah... if you do end up going out tonight, pinch a couple girls for me.